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spastic-donkey's Medals
Total Medals Earned: 154 (From
34 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,735 Points
Another Small Favor
A Small Stitch
Unlocked 8/27/09
25 Points Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
25 Points Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
Flower Power
Unlocked 8/27/09
25 Points Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
25 Points Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
Hunt the Hunter
Unlocked 8/27/09
25 Points Eliminate the Pig Hunter
25 Points Eliminate the Pig Hunter
Spider Slayer
Unlocked 8/27/09
25 Points Kill a spider, save a kitty.
25 Points Kill a spider, save a kitty.
Another Small Favor
Unlocked 8/27/09
100 Points Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.
100 Points Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (200/200 points)
Aztec God Game
Thunder God
5 Points
Gain the Thunder God achievement!
Over Population
Unlocked 11/12/10
10 Points Have 100 followers on the map.
10 Points Have 100 followers on the map.
Epic City
25 Points
Build 40 Large Temples in one level.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/40 points)
Back to the Cubeture 1
Ultimate Bully
25 Points
Bully the weak.
Ultimate Pest
25 Points
Bully your own boss.
Ultimate Savior
Unlocked 10/1/09
25 Points Defend the weak.
25 Points Defend the weak.
Ultimate Spitter
25 Points
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Nature Boy
50 Points
Become one with the desert
Playboy
50 Points
Find the adult pleasure.
Do Lose Your Head
100 Points
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Nude Boy
100 Points
Walk around (almost) naked.
Ultimate Winner
100 Points
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/500 points)
Ching Chong Beautiful
Ignorance Isn't Bliss
Unlocked 12/15/09
5 Points Finish the Tutorial
5 Points Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion!
25 Points
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall
25 Points
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide
25 Points
Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close!
25 Points
Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby
50 Points
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners
50 Points
Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man
100 Points
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul
100 Points
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Communist in Space
Qvit Stalin
5 Points
Start already!
Liberated
Unlocked 11/14/09
50 Points Beat the game
50 Points Beat the game
Over 9000
Unlocked 11/14/09
50 Points Win the game a certain amount of score.
50 Points Win the game a certain amount of score.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (100/105 points)
Crush The Castle 2
A Freeze is Coming
5 Points
Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.
Acidic
Unlocked 9/11/10
5 Points Melt 100 castle pieces.
5 Points Melt 100 castle pieces.
Air Burst
Unlocked 9/11/10
5 Points Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
5 Points Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
Bombastic
Unlocked 9/11/10
5 Points Explode 100 castles pieces.
5 Points Explode 100 castles pieces.
Death From Above
Unlocked 9/11/10
5 Points Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
5 Points Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
Electric Boogaloo
Unlocked 9/11/10
5 Points Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
5 Points Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
I'm a Lumberjack
Unlocked 9/11/10
5 Points Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
5 Points Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
I'm Melting
Unlocked 9/11/10
5 Points Cover an enemy in acid.
5 Points Cover an enemy in acid.
Jack Frost
Unlocked 9/11/10
5 Points Freeze 100 castle pieces.
5 Points Freeze 100 castle pieces.
Ladies First
Unlocked 9/11/10
5 Points Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
5 Points Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
Last Laugh
Unlocked 9/11/10
5 Points Kill the Jester last on any level.
5 Points Kill the Jester last on any level.
Logged to Death
Unlocked 9/11/10
5 Points Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
5 Points Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
Oh The Humanity!
Unlocked 9/11/10
5 Points Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
5 Points Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
Priority Target
Unlocked 9/11/10
5 Points Kill the king first on any level.
5 Points Kill the king first on any level.
Pyromaniac
Unlocked 9/11/10
5 Points Burn 100 castle pieces.
5 Points Burn 100 castle pieces.
Throw Like a Girl
5 Points
Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.
You're Doing It Wrong
5 Points
Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.
Prohibition
Unlocked 9/11/10
10 Points Destroy 100 barrels.
10 Points Destroy 100 barrels.
Veteran Crusher
Unlocked 9/11/10
10 Points Crush all castles
10 Points Crush all castles
Golden God
Unlocked 9/11/10
25 Points Get gold medals on all castles.
25 Points Get gold medals on all castles.
Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 18/22 (120/140 points)
Crush the Castle: PP
Castle Hater
Unlocked 10/9/09
5 Points Beat all castles in Black Shores
5 Points Beat all castles in Black Shores
Castle Pusher
Unlocked 10/9/09
5 Points Beat all castles in Umbria
5 Points Beat all castles in Umbria
Castle Crusher
Unlocked 10/13/09
10 Points Beat all castles in Betsonia
10 Points Beat all castles in Betsonia
Castle Destroyer
Unlocked 10/9/09
10 Points Beat all castles in Dante Flats
10 Points Beat all castles in Dante Flats
Castle Smasher
Unlocked 10/9/09
10 Points Beat all castles in Wintervale
10 Points Beat all castles in Wintervale
Tutorial Smasher
Unlocked 10/9/09
10 Points Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
10 Points Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
Warming Up the Trebuchet
Unlocked 10/9/09
10 Points Get gold in all castles in Umbria
10 Points Get gold in all castles in Umbria
Don't Eat Red Snow
Unlocked 10/9/09
25 Points Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
25 Points Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
No Survivors
Unlocked 10/12/09
25 Points Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats
25 Points Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats
Resistance is Futile
Unlocked 10/13/09
25 Points Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
25 Points Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
I Hate Castles
Unlocked 10/13/09
50 Points Crush all castles
50 Points Crush all castles
Gold Medalist
Unlocked 10/13/09
100 Points Get gold medals in all castles.
100 Points Get gold medals in all castles.
Medals Earned: 12/12 (285/285 points)
Dynamic Systems
Fail a level
Unlocked 10/9/09
5 Points Failure doesn't stop me.
5 Points Failure doesn't stop me.
Level 5
Unlocked 10/9/09
10 Points Science 101 Student
10 Points Science 101 Student
Play a custom level
10 Points
Systems Designer
Level 10
Unlocked 10/9/09
25 Points Hobby Engineer
25 Points Hobby Engineer
Level 15
Unlocked 10/9/09
25 Points Galileo Galilei
25 Points Galileo Galilei
Level 20
50 Points
Isaac Newton Scholar
Level 25
50 Points
Goldberg's Associate
Level 30
100 Points
Rube Goldberg's Medal of Honor
Medals Earned: 4/8 (65/275 points)
Extreme Gardening
1st Bronze
Unlocked 4/5/10
5 Points Your very first bronze!
5 Points Your very first bronze!
1st Gold
10 Points
Your very first gold!
1st Silver
10 Points
Your very first silver!
Day area
10 Points
Complete day area!
Sunset area
25 Points
Complete sunset area!
All Bronzes
50 Points
Collect all bronzes!
Night area
50 Points
Complete night area!
All Golds
100 Points
Collect all golds!
All Silvers
100 Points
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/360 points)
farmBee
Can't Touch This!
Unlocked 2/19/10
5 Points Touch a stink bug.
5 Points Touch a stink bug.
Awful!
10 Points
Complete a level with a score lower than 130k.
Not Bad.
25 Points
Score between 130k and 170k
Pollen Master!
25 Points
Use up all of your pollen.
Day Tripper
50 Points
Complete the daytime levels.
Fly By Night
50 Points
Complete the night levels.
Good!
50 Points
Score between 170k and 190k
Great!
50 Points
Score between 190k and 210k
Outstanding!
100 Points
Score over 210k
Perfect Game!
100 Points
Complete a level set without touching any stinkbugs.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/465 points)